Rosetta's Digital Journal

First Entry

Welcome to my little corner of the web. This site is my personal journal — a mix of thoughts, rambles, and whatever else I feel like writing. It's just me and my weird little brain here. Hope you enjoy the ride.

Catch mouse and gave it as a present chase ball of string sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping. When owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason, plop down in the middle where everybody walks. Rub whiskers on bare skin, act innocent, chew the plant. Annoy owner until he gives you food, say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good.

Asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard). Sit in box. Sit on human. They not getting up ever. Wake up human for food at 4am. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face.

Go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway. Catch small lizards, bring them into house, then unable to find them on carpet. Jump on human and sleep on her all night long. Be long in the bed.

purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up. Scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans. Murr, I hate humans, they are so annoying. Kitty pounce, trip, faceplant. You didn't see that. No, you didn't.